Friday, February 27, 2009

paranoid mom

Its great that when we are in the car you think of the most interesting ways to entertain yourself.  Once the random toys you bring , um like a dinosaur you named dak and a baby hairbrush, have gotten old and you have successfully pulled off your socks and shoes and pull the piece of elastic that holds the fabric of the carseat back up around your arm and pretend its a watch "Its twenty four o clock in here, momma" you say.  Once all of those entertaining techniques have been exhausted THAT's when you decide to start getting creative with things you can do with your face.... That is when I on numerous occassions I have nearly pulled over because I thought you were having a seizure.  Now, in my defense your cousin, Ryan, suffered from mini seizures (and miraculously healed!)  for a few years in his life so I am a little sensitive to that.  

So, we will be driving down the road and you will hold your breath and then pretend to take big swallows and then roll your eyes or try to wink which looks more like you are losing control of your eyes or make a glug glug sound and try to push your chin as far down as possible. 

COME ON CHILD!!! You freak me out every time when you do that!  

So, right when I am about to pull over with fear in my eyes you give me this sly grin.  Like, "what mom can't I entertain myself" 

Maybe I need to think of new ways to entertain you ....

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